MY LIFE PHILOSOPHY
by Dr. Strange

"The purpose of the universe is not 0. Just as sport, movies, games have not 
much point other than to entertain, so does this universe. And the person 
who is being entertained is non other than God."

In my wonderful travels far and wide, down potpong street 2 days ago in 
Bangkok, past the message parlors, on the nude beaches of Australia, and on
a co-educationl camp with only one teacher who slept as far away from us 
as possible, I have come up with my philosophy on life. Girls. No not 
girls, the meaning of life is to entertain God. Its a soap opera. Why else
isn't this world perfect. God would be so much more bored everynow and 
then. And of course he throws in miracles. He likes the look on poeples 
faces when they happens. I mean even home and away has its happy moments.
And personally, if there is a hell, I'd have to combine my philosophy 
with the buddhist philosophy. They caim no knowledge of the afterlife, 
but they seem to be correct. Life is suffering. With desire, comes pain. 
This is Hell. The things people do to each other, Satan doesn't need to do
anything. He's on vacation, and just like God he is watching the whole 
thing. Heavan does exist, and God does have some pitty. I think heavan is 
a perfect place open to everyone, where people go when God is tired of 
hearing them for a while. So many darn complaints. But if one interests God 
by being untrue to yourself and a complete asshole, (excuse the 1st phrase, 
the second is probably the better one), then you get reincarnated again (I 
tell ya, Bhudda was on to something) back into Hell. Or Singapre American 
School for that matter. (NOTE FROM THE LIZARD KING: It's a south-east Asian
joke. You might not get it.) 

Thank you,
Dr. Strange