Welcome to the Sanctuary, the playground for the mad. Why you're here is a mystery to me, but is perhaps no coincidence. Whatever you could have been searching for to come across this is most likely here if you look at it right. You see, when you're mad you're thoughts fly free and your mind wanders. Of course, unless you happen to have a butterfly net on hand, getting them back is a pain. But they have to stop somewhere. That place is here.
Most people don't understand this introduction, but then again we're the author and we're not most people. They say that we never answer anything directly. The truth is, we always answer directly, and it's just that people aren't always listening correctly. Most people listen and never hear. If you're not lost yet, then you've found what you've been looking for. As a matter of fact, you're home...