Q: Aren't you afraid that your internet sight is promoting the state of mental illness more than curiosity and mental exploration.
A: Actually, I was not afraid when I realized this. I found that madness was the original key to curiosity and mental exploration, and not a completely different topic. If you want the full reasoning (if you can call it reasoning) on that subject you should probably stop reading questions from baffled onlookers.
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A: It's Cl. The other hand makes the ap.
Q: Isn't it true that in your past speeches and stretches into the realms of philosophy that the local Christian organizations attempted to ban your progress and have made harsh accusations such as your presence being blasphemous, sacrilegious, tearing good Christian children away from their religion, and even being a possible minion of the anti-christ himself?
A: Yes, thanks for asking.
Q: Are you going to do anything about these harsh accusations?
A: What I preach on this page is anti-ignorance and the method I've chosen to open my mind to new possibilities. It would be hypocritical not to listen to their accusations and to say right away that their accusations are wrong, wouldn't it? It is possible that I'm the minion of the anti-christ, but it may not be likely because I'm pretty much unaware of it. I'm going to try to listen to their accusations, even though they won't listen to my ideas.
Q: Are you the minion of the anti-christ?
A: You wouldn't work for The National Enquirer by any chance, would you?
Q: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
A: Both.
Q: Christianity is a subject in many of these writings. Are you a Christian?
A: I am not, nor will I ever be a Christian, even if there is another inquisition. I'm proud to be a Jewish Celtic Satanist Shaman. Most people don't think that works very well, but then again they've never tried it.
Q: If a tree falls in a forrest and no one is around to hear it fall, does it make a sound?
A: There's always someone there.
Q: These graphics are sick, twisted and unwholesome!
A: I know. Aren't they great?
Q: Where can I find graphics as sick, twisted, and unwholesome as these?
A: These particular sick, twisted, and unwholesome graphics are from various surrealist artists, although the most major contribution has been made by the late Salvador Dali.
Q: Are we ever truly free or will the innaculate hands of fate and destiny always catch us?
A: As long as you're still having fun, does that really matter?
Q: What are you trying to accomplish through this Sanctuary place?
A: What I'm trying to accomplish through this "Sanctuary Place" is to make people wonder. To make people open their minds to madness (in the less conventional definition) and new perspectives. To make people question their beliefs by presenting them with ones that they have never seen before, and might not have ever unless they came here. I'm trying to leave a crease on people's minds that they can never unfold.
Q: What's wrong with you?
A: More than you could ever possibly imagine.
Q: If an infinite number of monkeys bang randomly on an infinite number of typewriters, will you really get at least one hamlet script?
A: Yes. And and a great number of useable soap opera scripts too.
Q: Are you legally insane?
A: I used to be.
Q: Are you mad?
A: Definitely.
